Where is my Bail-out?

Wow. My credit is not so good. Perhaps I need a bail-out. Yeah. I don't even need seven hundred billion dollars. I could be bailed out with just ten million. I think that is enough. OK, twist my arm. Twenty million.

It would be good for the economy. Really.

I am at the same address I listed for all of those taxes that have been taken from me before I ever received my money. You know, the money I get from working.

I really look forward to my bail-out. Thank you for thinking of me in these troubled times. I love my country, and will think of the American people every time I spend it (largely on goods made in China.)

Thanks again. Bye.