Wow. My credit is not so good. Perhaps I need a bail-out. Yeah. I don't even need seven hundred billion dollars. I could be bailed out with just ten million. I think that is enough. OK, twist my arm. Twenty million.
It would be good for the economy. Really.
I am at the same address I listed for all of those taxes that have been taken from me before I ever received my money. You know, the money I get from working.
I really look forward to my bail-out. Thank you for thinking of me in these troubled times. I love my country, and will think of the American people every time I spend it (largely on goods made in China.)
Thanks again. Bye.
Cruise to nowhere, and a salty cocktail hour
12 hours ago